Legendary Indoor Joints
Special 1g Joints
6 for R60010 for R1,000
Pre-packed into 2x 1g Joints per storage tube.
Marshmallows (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Deep full-body relaxation, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Creamy vanilla, Earthy pine, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Soothing sore muscles, Quieting a busy mind, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Deep full-body relaxation, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Creamy vanilla, Earthy pine, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Soothing sore muscles, Quieting a busy mind, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Colin OG (I)
Lineage: Not published
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Relaxed calm, Gentle euphoria, Body ease
Flavors: Earthy pine, Woody kush, Citrus undertone
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Sleep support
A named OG cut — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A classic OG-style high — clear-headed relaxation easing into a comfortable body calm.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Relaxed calm, Gentle euphoria, Body ease
Flavors: Earthy pine, Woody kush, Citrus undertone
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Sleep support
A named OG cut — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A classic OG-style high — clear-headed relaxation easing into a comfortable body calm.
Special 0.3g Joints
5 for R20010 for R40020 for R750
Pre-packed into 5x 0.3g Joints per pack.
Colin OG (I)
Lineage: Not published
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Relaxed calm, Gentle euphoria, Body ease
Flavors: Earthy pine, Woody kush, Citrus undertone
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Sleep support
A named OG cut — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A classic OG-style high — clear-headed relaxation easing into a comfortable body calm.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Relaxed calm, Gentle euphoria, Body ease
Flavors: Earthy pine, Woody kush, Citrus undertone
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Sleep support
A named OG cut — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A classic OG-style high — clear-headed relaxation easing into a comfortable body calm.
Standard 1g Joints
2 for R2804 for R50010 for R1,200
Pre-packed into 2x 1g Joints per storage tube.
Brandywine (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Creative spark, Light, airy energy
Flavor Notes: Fresh pine, Sharp diesel, Peppery spice
Often Reached For: Getting things done, Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Creative spark, Light, airy energy
Flavor Notes: Fresh pine, Sharp diesel, Peppery spice
Often Reached For: Getting things done, Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Melonatta Runtz (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Sharpened focus, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Peppery spice, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Sharpened focus, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Peppery spice, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Milk Queen (S)
Lineage: Likely part of the Cereal Milk genetic family (unconfirmed)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Sweet creamy milk, Fruity cereal, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
Name points to Cereal Milk-lineage genetics — exact cross not publicly documented.A sweet, creamy-cereal sativa lift — upbeat and clear-headed, true to the Cereal Milk family's daytime-friendly reputation.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Sweet creamy milk, Fruity cereal, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
Name points to Cereal Milk-lineage genetics — exact cross not publicly documented.A sweet, creamy-cereal sativa lift — upbeat and clear-headed, true to the Cereal Milk family's daytime-friendly reputation.
Peanut Butter Jelly (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Heavy, sedating calm, Couch-lock comfort
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Rich chocolate, Creamy vanilla
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Easing tension after a long day, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Heavy, sedating calm, Couch-lock comfort
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Rich chocolate, Creamy vanilla
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Easing tension after a long day, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Standard 0.5g Joints
5 for R35010 for R65020 for R1,200
Pre-packed into 5x 0.5g Joints per pack.
Peanut Butter Jelly (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Heavy, sedating calm, Couch-lock comfort
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Rich chocolate, Creamy vanilla
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Easing tension after a long day, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Heavy, sedating calm, Couch-lock comfort
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Rich chocolate, Creamy vanilla
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Easing tension after a long day, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Standard 0.3g Joints
5 for R25010 for R45020 for R850
Pre-packed into 5x 0.3g Joints per pack.
Peanut Butter Jelly (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Heavy, sedating calm, Couch-lock comfort
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Rich chocolate, Creamy vanilla
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Easing tension after a long day, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Heavy, sedating calm, Couch-lock comfort
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Rich chocolate, Creamy vanilla
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Easing tension after a long day, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Milk Queen (S)
Lineage: Likely part of the Cereal Milk genetic family (unconfirmed)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Sweet creamy milk, Fruity cereal, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
Name points to Cereal Milk-lineage genetics — exact cross not publicly documented.A sweet, creamy-cereal sativa lift — upbeat and clear-headed, true to the Cereal Milk family's daytime-friendly reputation.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Sweet creamy milk, Fruity cereal, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
Name points to Cereal Milk-lineage genetics — exact cross not publicly documented.A sweet, creamy-cereal sativa lift — upbeat and clear-headed, true to the Cereal Milk family's daytime-friendly reputation.
2g Legendary Indoor
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La Rosa (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief, Heavy, sedating calm
Flavor Notes: Sweet grape, Rich chocolate, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Winding down at night, Quieting a busy mind
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief, Heavy, sedating calm
Flavor Notes: Sweet grape, Rich chocolate, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Winding down at night, Quieting a busy mind
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Affie Dogwalker (I)
Lineage: Likely Afghani-lineage x Dogwalker OG (unconfirmed)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Calm sedation, Body ease
Flavors: Earthy kush, Woody spice, Diesel undertone
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Name suggests Afghani (Affie) and Dogwalker OG heritage — both real, heavy-hitting indica lines — but this specific pairing isn't publicly documented.A grounded, indica-leaning high true to its Afghani/Dogwalker namesakes — slow, heavy relaxation rather than a cerebral opening act.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Calm sedation, Body ease
Flavors: Earthy kush, Woody spice, Diesel undertone
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Name suggests Afghani (Affie) and Dogwalker OG heritage — both real, heavy-hitting indica lines — but this specific pairing isn't publicly documented.A grounded, indica-leaning high true to its Afghani/Dogwalker namesakes — slow, heavy relaxation rather than a cerebral opening act.
Platinum Kush Breath (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Ripe dark berry, Musky diesel, Rich chocolate
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Quieting a busy mind, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Ripe dark berry, Musky diesel, Rich chocolate
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Quieting a busy mind, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Unicorn Poop (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Dreamy euphoria, Couch-lock comfort, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Musky diesel, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Settling in before sleep, Easing tension after a long day, Taking the edge off stress
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Dreamy euphoria, Couch-lock comfort, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Musky diesel, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Settling in before sleep, Easing tension after a long day, Taking the edge off stress
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Godfather OG (I)
Lineage: XXX OG x Alpha OG
THC: ~25–34% THC
Effects: Heavy tranquilizing calm, Deep euphoria, Full-body sedation
Flavors: Pungent earthy gas, Sweet grape, Woody pine
Helps with: Severe insomnia, Chronic pain, Anxiety
Bred by Lemon Larry OG breeders — long regarded as one of the single most potent indica-leaning strains on the market.Genuinely heavy-handed — a short euphoric window before a dense, immobilizing body stone. Reserve for the end of the night.
THC: ~25–34% THC
Effects: Heavy tranquilizing calm, Deep euphoria, Full-body sedation
Flavors: Pungent earthy gas, Sweet grape, Woody pine
Helps with: Severe insomnia, Chronic pain, Anxiety
Bred by Lemon Larry OG breeders — long regarded as one of the single most potent indica-leaning strains on the market.Genuinely heavy-handed — a short euphoric window before a dense, immobilizing body stone. Reserve for the end of the night.
Ancient Aliens (I)
Lineage: Likely part of the Alien/Tahoe Alien genetic family (unconfirmed)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Spacey calm, Deep body ease
Flavors: Earthy diesel, Woody spice, Sour citrus
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Shares naming with the Alien-genetics family used elsewhere on this menu (see Alien Apple Warp's Tahoe Alien parent) — exact cross not publicly documented.A slow, spacey, indica-leaning high — settles the body firmly rather than sparking energy.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Spacey calm, Deep body ease
Flavors: Earthy diesel, Woody spice, Sour citrus
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Shares naming with the Alien-genetics family used elsewhere on this menu (see Alien Apple Warp's Tahoe Alien parent) — exact cross not publicly documented.A slow, spacey, indica-leaning high — settles the body firmly rather than sparking energy.
Dante's Descent (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Motivated clarity, Light, airy energy, Chatty, social buzz
Flavor Notes: Herbal sage, Zesty citrus, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Getting things done, Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Motivated clarity, Light, airy energy, Chatty, social buzz
Flavor Notes: Herbal sage, Zesty citrus, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Getting things done, Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Melonatta Runtz (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Sharpened focus, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Peppery spice, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Sharpened focus, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Peppery spice, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Cinnamon Milk (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Light, airy energy, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Herbal sage, Sweet mango, Peppery spice
Often Reached For: Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Light, airy energy, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Herbal sage, Sweet mango, Peppery spice
Often Reached For: Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Highlighter (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Bright, uplifting energy, Giggly euphoria, Chatty, social buzz
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Sweet mango, Bright lemon
Often Reached For: Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Bright, uplifting energy, Giggly euphoria, Chatty, social buzz
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Sweet mango, Bright lemon
Often Reached For: Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Cherry Markers (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Clear cerebral lift, Motivated clarity, Sharpened focus
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Peppery spice, Fresh pine
Often Reached For: Daytime motivation, Lifting a low mood, Social gatherings
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Clear cerebral lift, Motivated clarity, Sharpened focus
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Peppery spice, Fresh pine
Often Reached For: Daytime motivation, Lifting a low mood, Social gatherings
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Candyland Peyote (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Light, airy energy, Motivated clarity, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Tropical fruit, Sweet mango
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Light, airy energy, Motivated clarity, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Tropical fruit, Sweet mango
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Dulce De Uva (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Slow, mellow drift, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Sweet grape, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Settling in before sleep, Easing tension after a long day, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Slow, mellow drift, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Sweet grape, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Settling in before sleep, Easing tension after a long day, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Blueberry Caviar (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Clear cerebral lift, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Bright lemon, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Getting things done, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Clear cerebral lift, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Bright lemon, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Getting things done, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
5g Legendary Indoor Special
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Planet of the Grapes (I)
Lineage: Grape Stomper x Platinum Cookies (widely reported)
THC: ~20–25% THC
Effects: Relaxed euphoria, Calm happiness, Body ease
Flavors: Sweet grape, Earthy cookie, Musky spice
Helps with: Stress relief, Sleep support, Mild pain
A grape-forward Cookies-family indica with a devoted following for its dense, purple-tinted buds.A gentle euphoric lift eases into a comfortable, indica-leaning body calm — good for winding down without being knocked flat.
THC: ~20–25% THC
Effects: Relaxed euphoria, Calm happiness, Body ease
Flavors: Sweet grape, Earthy cookie, Musky spice
Helps with: Stress relief, Sleep support, Mild pain
A grape-forward Cookies-family indica with a devoted following for its dense, purple-tinted buds.A gentle euphoric lift eases into a comfortable, indica-leaning body calm — good for winding down without being knocked flat.
La Rosa (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief, Heavy, sedating calm
Flavor Notes: Sweet grape, Rich chocolate, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Winding down at night, Quieting a busy mind
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief, Heavy, sedating calm
Flavor Notes: Sweet grape, Rich chocolate, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Winding down at night, Quieting a busy mind
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Godfather OG (I)
Lineage: XXX OG x Alpha OG
THC: ~25–34% THC
Effects: Heavy tranquilizing calm, Deep euphoria, Full-body sedation
Flavors: Pungent earthy gas, Sweet grape, Woody pine
Helps with: Severe insomnia, Chronic pain, Anxiety
Bred by Lemon Larry OG breeders — long regarded as one of the single most potent indica-leaning strains on the market.Genuinely heavy-handed — a short euphoric window before a dense, immobilizing body stone. Reserve for the end of the night.
THC: ~25–34% THC
Effects: Heavy tranquilizing calm, Deep euphoria, Full-body sedation
Flavors: Pungent earthy gas, Sweet grape, Woody pine
Helps with: Severe insomnia, Chronic pain, Anxiety
Bred by Lemon Larry OG breeders — long regarded as one of the single most potent indica-leaning strains on the market.Genuinely heavy-handed — a short euphoric window before a dense, immobilizing body stone. Reserve for the end of the night.
Affie Dogwalker (I)
Lineage: Likely Afghani-lineage x Dogwalker OG (unconfirmed)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Calm sedation, Body ease
Flavors: Earthy kush, Woody spice, Diesel undertone
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Name suggests Afghani (Affie) and Dogwalker OG heritage — both real, heavy-hitting indica lines — but this specific pairing isn't publicly documented.A grounded, indica-leaning high true to its Afghani/Dogwalker namesakes — slow, heavy relaxation rather than a cerebral opening act.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Calm sedation, Body ease
Flavors: Earthy kush, Woody spice, Diesel undertone
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Name suggests Afghani (Affie) and Dogwalker OG heritage — both real, heavy-hitting indica lines — but this specific pairing isn't publicly documented.A grounded, indica-leaning high true to its Afghani/Dogwalker namesakes — slow, heavy relaxation rather than a cerebral opening act.
Ancient Aliens (I)
Lineage: Likely part of the Alien/Tahoe Alien genetic family (unconfirmed)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Spacey calm, Deep body ease
Flavors: Earthy diesel, Woody spice, Sour citrus
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Shares naming with the Alien-genetics family used elsewhere on this menu (see Alien Apple Warp's Tahoe Alien parent) — exact cross not publicly documented.A slow, spacey, indica-leaning high — settles the body firmly rather than sparking energy.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Spacey calm, Deep body ease
Flavors: Earthy diesel, Woody spice, Sour citrus
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Shares naming with the Alien-genetics family used elsewhere on this menu (see Alien Apple Warp's Tahoe Alien parent) — exact cross not publicly documented.A slow, spacey, indica-leaning high — settles the body firmly rather than sparking energy.
Platinum Kush Breath (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Ripe dark berry, Musky diesel, Rich chocolate
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Quieting a busy mind, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Ripe dark berry, Musky diesel, Rich chocolate
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Quieting a busy mind, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Melonatta Runtz (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Sharpened focus, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Peppery spice, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Sharpened focus, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Peppery spice, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Candyland Peyote (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Light, airy energy, Motivated clarity, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Tropical fruit, Sweet mango
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Light, airy energy, Motivated clarity, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Tropical fruit, Sweet mango
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Blueberry Caviar (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Clear cerebral lift, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Bright lemon, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Getting things done, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Clear cerebral lift, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Bright lemon, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Getting things done, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Highlighter (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Bright, uplifting energy, Giggly euphoria, Chatty, social buzz
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Sweet mango, Bright lemon
Often Reached For: Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Bright, uplifting energy, Giggly euphoria, Chatty, social buzz
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Sweet mango, Bright lemon
Often Reached For: Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
White Gravy (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Clear cerebral lift, Chatty, social buzz
Flavor Notes: Sweet mango, Sharp diesel, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump, Lifting a low mood
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Clear cerebral lift, Chatty, social buzz
Flavor Notes: Sweet mango, Sharp diesel, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump, Lifting a low mood
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
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Dante's Descent (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Motivated clarity, Light, airy energy, Chatty, social buzz
Flavor Notes: Herbal sage, Zesty citrus, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Getting things done, Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Motivated clarity, Light, airy energy, Chatty, social buzz
Flavor Notes: Herbal sage, Zesty citrus, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Getting things done, Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Melonatta Runtz (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Sharpened focus, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Peppery spice, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Sharpened focus, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Peppery spice, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Blueberry Caviar (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Clear cerebral lift, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Bright lemon, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Getting things done, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Clear cerebral lift, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Bright lemon, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Getting things done, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Ancient Aliens (I)
Lineage: Likely part of the Alien/Tahoe Alien genetic family (unconfirmed)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Spacey calm, Deep body ease
Flavors: Earthy diesel, Woody spice, Sour citrus
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Shares naming with the Alien-genetics family used elsewhere on this menu (see Alien Apple Warp's Tahoe Alien parent) — exact cross not publicly documented.A slow, spacey, indica-leaning high — settles the body firmly rather than sparking energy.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Spacey calm, Deep body ease
Flavors: Earthy diesel, Woody spice, Sour citrus
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Shares naming with the Alien-genetics family used elsewhere on this menu (see Alien Apple Warp's Tahoe Alien parent) — exact cross not publicly documented.A slow, spacey, indica-leaning high — settles the body firmly rather than sparking energy.
Cherry Markers (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Clear cerebral lift, Motivated clarity, Sharpened focus
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Peppery spice, Fresh pine
Often Reached For: Daytime motivation, Lifting a low mood, Social gatherings
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Clear cerebral lift, Motivated clarity, Sharpened focus
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Peppery spice, Fresh pine
Often Reached For: Daytime motivation, Lifting a low mood, Social gatherings
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Triple OG (I)
Lineage: Not published
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Deep calm, Full-body ease
Flavors: Earthy pine, Woody kush, Pungent gas
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
An OG-family blend name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A dense, classic-kush high — strong, grounding relaxation true to its triple-OG naming.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Deep calm, Full-body ease
Flavors: Earthy pine, Woody kush, Pungent gas
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
An OG-family blend name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A dense, classic-kush high — strong, grounding relaxation true to its triple-OG naming.
Godfather OG (I)
Lineage: XXX OG x Alpha OG
THC: ~25–34% THC
Effects: Heavy tranquilizing calm, Deep euphoria, Full-body sedation
Flavors: Pungent earthy gas, Sweet grape, Woody pine
Helps with: Severe insomnia, Chronic pain, Anxiety
Bred by Lemon Larry OG breeders — long regarded as one of the single most potent indica-leaning strains on the market.Genuinely heavy-handed — a short euphoric window before a dense, immobilizing body stone. Reserve for the end of the night.
THC: ~25–34% THC
Effects: Heavy tranquilizing calm, Deep euphoria, Full-body sedation
Flavors: Pungent earthy gas, Sweet grape, Woody pine
Helps with: Severe insomnia, Chronic pain, Anxiety
Bred by Lemon Larry OG breeders — long regarded as one of the single most potent indica-leaning strains on the market.Genuinely heavy-handed — a short euphoric window before a dense, immobilizing body stone. Reserve for the end of the night.
Affie Dogwalker (I)
Lineage: Likely Afghani-lineage x Dogwalker OG (unconfirmed)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Calm sedation, Body ease
Flavors: Earthy kush, Woody spice, Diesel undertone
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Name suggests Afghani (Affie) and Dogwalker OG heritage — both real, heavy-hitting indica lines — but this specific pairing isn't publicly documented.A grounded, indica-leaning high true to its Afghani/Dogwalker namesakes — slow, heavy relaxation rather than a cerebral opening act.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Calm sedation, Body ease
Flavors: Earthy kush, Woody spice, Diesel undertone
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Name suggests Afghani (Affie) and Dogwalker OG heritage — both real, heavy-hitting indica lines — but this specific pairing isn't publicly documented.A grounded, indica-leaning high true to its Afghani/Dogwalker namesakes — slow, heavy relaxation rather than a cerebral opening act.
Dulce De Uva (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Slow, mellow drift, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Sweet grape, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Settling in before sleep, Easing tension after a long day, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Slow, mellow drift, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Sweet grape, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Settling in before sleep, Easing tension after a long day, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
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Beach Truffles (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Slow, mellow drift, Heavy, sedating calm, Dreamy euphoria
Flavor Notes: Ripe dark berry, Musky diesel, Sweet grape
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Quieting a busy mind, Soothing sore muscles
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Slow, mellow drift, Heavy, sedating calm, Dreamy euphoria
Flavor Notes: Ripe dark berry, Musky diesel, Sweet grape
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Quieting a busy mind, Soothing sore muscles
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Brandywine (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Creative spark, Light, airy energy
Flavor Notes: Fresh pine, Sharp diesel, Peppery spice
Often Reached For: Getting things done, Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Creative spark, Light, airy energy
Flavor Notes: Fresh pine, Sharp diesel, Peppery spice
Often Reached For: Getting things done, Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Milk Queen (S)
Lineage: Likely part of the Cereal Milk genetic family (unconfirmed)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Sweet creamy milk, Fruity cereal, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
Name points to Cereal Milk-lineage genetics — exact cross not publicly documented.A sweet, creamy-cereal sativa lift — upbeat and clear-headed, true to the Cereal Milk family's daytime-friendly reputation.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Sweet creamy milk, Fruity cereal, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
Name points to Cereal Milk-lineage genetics — exact cross not publicly documented.A sweet, creamy-cereal sativa lift — upbeat and clear-headed, true to the Cereal Milk family's daytime-friendly reputation.
Motorbreath x Purple Punch (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Slow, mellow drift, Deep full-body relaxation, Dreamy euphoria
Flavor Notes: Musky diesel, Earthy pine, Ripe dark berry
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Soothing sore muscles, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Slow, mellow drift, Deep full-body relaxation, Dreamy euphoria
Flavor Notes: Musky diesel, Earthy pine, Ripe dark berry
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Soothing sore muscles, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Dante's Inferno (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Slow, mellow drift, Gentle full-body warmth, Deep full-body relaxation
Flavor Notes: Sweet grape, Skunky funk, Rich chocolate
Often Reached For: Soothing sore muscles, Quieting a busy mind, Taking the edge off stress
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Slow, mellow drift, Gentle full-body warmth, Deep full-body relaxation
Flavor Notes: Sweet grape, Skunky funk, Rich chocolate
Often Reached For: Soothing sore muscles, Quieting a busy mind, Taking the edge off stress
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Cherry Pie (I)
Lineage: Granddaddy Purple x Durban Poison
THC: ~18–24% THC
Effects: Relaxed happiness, Creative ease, Gentle euphoria
Flavors: Tart cherry, Sweet earth, Herbal spice
Helps with: Stress relief, Mood lift, Mild pain relief
A Cookie Fam Genetics staple with a devoted following for its tart-sweet cherry aroma — a common parent in newer Cherry-family crosses.A cheerful, creative lift settles into calm physical relaxation — indica-leaning but rarely heavy enough to fully sideline you.
THC: ~18–24% THC
Effects: Relaxed happiness, Creative ease, Gentle euphoria
Flavors: Tart cherry, Sweet earth, Herbal spice
Helps with: Stress relief, Mood lift, Mild pain relief
A Cookie Fam Genetics staple with a devoted following for its tart-sweet cherry aroma — a common parent in newer Cherry-family crosses.A cheerful, creative lift settles into calm physical relaxation — indica-leaning but rarely heavy enough to fully sideline you.
Vin Diesel (S)
Lineage: Likely part of the Sour Diesel genetic family (unconfirmed)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Pungent diesel, Sour citrus, Skunky earth
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
Name plays on Sour Diesel's well-documented genetics — exact cross not publicly documented.A fast, energizing diesel-forward lift in the Sour Diesel tradition — built for staying productive and upbeat.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Pungent diesel, Sour citrus, Skunky earth
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
Name plays on Sour Diesel's well-documented genetics — exact cross not publicly documented.A fast, energizing diesel-forward lift in the Sour Diesel tradition — built for staying productive and upbeat.
Candyland Peyote (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Light, airy energy, Motivated clarity, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Tropical fruit, Sweet mango
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Light, airy energy, Motivated clarity, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Tropical fruit, Sweet mango
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
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Galaxy Fuel (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Couch-lock comfort, Gentle full-body warmth, Dreamy euphoria
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Ripe dark berry, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Settling in before sleep, Taking the edge off stress
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Couch-lock comfort, Gentle full-body warmth, Dreamy euphoria
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Ripe dark berry, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Settling in before sleep, Taking the edge off stress
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Ed Rosenthal's Super Cookie (H)
Potency: 17–23% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Steady, grounded high, Balanced head-and-body buzz, Gentle euphoria
Flavor Notes: Earthy herbal, Sweet berry, Doughy cookie
Often Reached For: Staying social without fading, Easing everyday stress, Balanced day-or-night use
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Steady, grounded high, Balanced head-and-body buzz, Gentle euphoria
Flavor Notes: Earthy herbal, Sweet berry, Doughy cookie
Often Reached For: Staying social without fading, Easing everyday stress, Balanced day-or-night use
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Cosmic Cupcake (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Couch-lock comfort, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Ripe dark berry, Earthy pine, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Soothing sore muscles, Taking the edge off stress, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Couch-lock comfort, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Ripe dark berry, Earthy pine, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Soothing sore muscles, Taking the edge off stress, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Watermelon Martini (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Creative spark, Clear cerebral lift, Motivated clarity
Flavor Notes: Bright lemon, Zesty citrus, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Lifting a low mood, Powering through a creative session, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Creative spark, Clear cerebral lift, Motivated clarity
Flavor Notes: Bright lemon, Zesty citrus, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Lifting a low mood, Powering through a creative session, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Miss Magilla Glue (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Clear cerebral lift, Light, airy energy, Motivated clarity
Flavor Notes: Bright lemon, Peppery spice, Tropical fruit
Often Reached For: Lifting a low mood, Beating an afternoon slump, Social gatherings
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Clear cerebral lift, Light, airy energy, Motivated clarity
Flavor Notes: Bright lemon, Peppery spice, Tropical fruit
Often Reached For: Lifting a low mood, Beating an afternoon slump, Social gatherings
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Pink Wafers (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Dreamy euphoria, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Rich chocolate, Earthy pine, Sweet grape
Often Reached For: Taking the edge off stress, Winding down at night, Easing tension after a long day
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Dreamy euphoria, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Rich chocolate, Earthy pine, Sweet grape
Often Reached For: Taking the edge off stress, Winding down at night, Easing tension after a long day
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Blueberry Caviar (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Clear cerebral lift, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Bright lemon, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Getting things done, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Sharpened focus, Clear cerebral lift, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Bright lemon, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Getting things done, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lemon Zoap (H)
Potency: 17–23% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Balanced head-and-body buzz, Social ease, Light relaxation with clarity
Flavor Notes: Gassy diesel, Earthy herbal, Tropical candy
Often Reached For: Light pain relief, Staying social without fading, Balanced day-or-night use
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Balanced head-and-body buzz, Social ease, Light relaxation with clarity
Flavor Notes: Gassy diesel, Earthy herbal, Tropical candy
Often Reached For: Light pain relief, Staying social without fading, Balanced day-or-night use
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Cherry Do-Si-Dos (H)
Potency: 17–23% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Relaxed alertness, Gentle euphoria, Social ease
Flavor Notes: Tropical candy, Creamy dessert, Citrus zest
Often Reached For: Creative relaxation, Easing everyday stress, Balanced day-or-night use
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Relaxed alertness, Gentle euphoria, Social ease
Flavor Notes: Tropical candy, Creamy dessert, Citrus zest
Often Reached For: Creative relaxation, Easing everyday stress, Balanced day-or-night use
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Bubblegum (I)
Lineage: Indiana-origin selection (exact parentage never disclosed by the original breeder)
THC: ~17–20% THC
Effects: Body-numbing relaxation, Mild cerebral stimulation, Pain relief
Flavors: Sweet bubblegum candy, Fruity, Earthy undertone
Helps with: Chronic pain, Stress relief, Mood lift
Bred in Indiana in the late 1980s — won back-to-back Cannabis Cup awards in the mid-90s and is the namesake parent behind the whole modern 'bubblegum' flavour category.A stony, body-heavy calm settles in fast, with just enough of a stimulated head-buzz to keep you present rather than fully sedated.
THC: ~17–20% THC
Effects: Body-numbing relaxation, Mild cerebral stimulation, Pain relief
Flavors: Sweet bubblegum candy, Fruity, Earthy undertone
Helps with: Chronic pain, Stress relief, Mood lift
Bred in Indiana in the late 1980s — won back-to-back Cannabis Cup awards in the mid-90s and is the namesake parent behind the whole modern 'bubblegum' flavour category.A stony, body-heavy calm settles in fast, with just enough of a stimulated head-buzz to keep you present rather than fully sedated.
Moonsticks (Infused Pre-Rolls)
Medium
125
Not just a regular joint — this is flower coated in concentrate and rolled in kief before it's finished, pushing potency well past a standard pre-roll of the same strain. Pace yourself, especially if you haven't tried an infused pre-roll before.
Watermelon OG (H)
Lineage: Watermelon x OG Kush (widely reported)
THC: ~18–23% THC
Effects: Relaxed happiness, Gentle euphoria, Body calm
Flavors: Sweet watermelon, Earthy kush, Citrus undertone
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Mood lift
A fruity OG cross balancing sweet melon notes against a classic kush backbone.Sweet melon brightness softens a familiar OG-kush body calm — relaxed and easygoing rather than heavily sedating.
THC: ~18–23% THC
Effects: Relaxed happiness, Gentle euphoria, Body calm
Flavors: Sweet watermelon, Earthy kush, Citrus undertone
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Mood lift
A fruity OG cross balancing sweet melon notes against a classic kush backbone.Sweet melon brightness softens a familiar OG-kush body calm — relaxed and easygoing rather than heavily sedating.
Banana Sherbet (H)
Lineage: Likely Sunset Sherbet x Banana OG (unconfirmed pairing)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Euphoric relaxation, Happy calm, Body ease
Flavors: Creamy banana, Sweet sherbet, Earthy citrus
Helps with: Stress relief, Low mood, Mild pain
Name suggests Sherbet-family and Banana OG genetics — both documented on their own, though this exact cross isn't independently confirmed.Sherbet's dessert-sweet euphoria carries the high, with banana rounding out the flavour — relaxed and content rather than heavy.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Euphoric relaxation, Happy calm, Body ease
Flavors: Creamy banana, Sweet sherbet, Earthy citrus
Helps with: Stress relief, Low mood, Mild pain
Name suggests Sherbet-family and Banana OG genetics — both documented on their own, though this exact cross isn't independently confirmed.Sherbet's dessert-sweet euphoria carries the high, with banana rounding out the flavour — relaxed and content rather than heavy.
Big
123
The larger Moonstick — same concentrate-and-kief infusion as the Medium, just more of it. This is a significantly stronger, longer smoke than a same-strain flower joint, not a bigger version of the regular pre-roll.
Watermelon OG (H)
Lineage: Watermelon x OG Kush (widely reported)
THC: ~18–23% THC
Effects: Relaxed happiness, Gentle euphoria, Body calm
Flavors: Sweet watermelon, Earthy kush, Citrus undertone
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Mood lift
A fruity OG cross balancing sweet melon notes against a classic kush backbone.Sweet melon brightness softens a familiar OG-kush body calm — relaxed and easygoing rather than heavily sedating.
THC: ~18–23% THC
Effects: Relaxed happiness, Gentle euphoria, Body calm
Flavors: Sweet watermelon, Earthy kush, Citrus undertone
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Mood lift
A fruity OG cross balancing sweet melon notes against a classic kush backbone.Sweet melon brightness softens a familiar OG-kush body calm — relaxed and easygoing rather than heavily sedating.
Banana Sherbet (H)
Lineage: Likely Sunset Sherbet x Banana OG (unconfirmed pairing)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Euphoric relaxation, Happy calm, Body ease
Flavors: Creamy banana, Sweet sherbet, Earthy citrus
Helps with: Stress relief, Low mood, Mild pain
Name suggests Sherbet-family and Banana OG genetics — both documented on their own, though this exact cross isn't independently confirmed.Sherbet's dessert-sweet euphoria carries the high, with banana rounding out the flavour — relaxed and content rather than heavy.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Euphoric relaxation, Happy calm, Body ease
Flavors: Creamy banana, Sweet sherbet, Earthy citrus
Helps with: Stress relief, Low mood, Mild pain
Name suggests Sherbet-family and Banana OG genetics — both documented on their own, though this exact cross isn't independently confirmed.Sherbet's dessert-sweet euphoria carries the high, with banana rounding out the flavour — relaxed and content rather than heavy.
Tropic Thunder (S)
Lineage: Not published
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Sweet tropical fruit, Citrus zest, Herbal spice
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
A tropical sativa name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A bright, tropical sativa lift — energizing and social, built for daytime use.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Sweet tropical fruit, Citrus zest, Herbal spice
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
A tropical sativa name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A bright, tropical sativa lift — energizing and social, built for daytime use.