Light Assisted Greenhouse Joints
1g Joints
3 for R3006 for R550
Ghost Train Haze (S)
Lineage: Ghost OG x Nevil's Wreck
THC: ~20–27% THC
Effects: Intense cerebral energy, Long-lasting euphoria, Sharp focus
Flavors: Sweet floral, Citrus diesel, Earthy spice
Helps with: Daytime motivation, Creative focus, Beating fatigue
One of the highest-THC-testing sativas on record when it first hit the scene — famously potent and long-lasting.A powerful, fast-building cerebral rush — energizing and euphoric, with a long, steady tail that keeps going for hours.
THC: ~20–27% THC
Effects: Intense cerebral energy, Long-lasting euphoria, Sharp focus
Flavors: Sweet floral, Citrus diesel, Earthy spice
Helps with: Daytime motivation, Creative focus, Beating fatigue
One of the highest-THC-testing sativas on record when it first hit the scene — famously potent and long-lasting.A powerful, fast-building cerebral rush — energizing and euphoric, with a long, steady tail that keeps going for hours.
Krazy Runtz (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Spiced pepper, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Encouraging appetite, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Spiced pepper, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Encouraging appetite, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
0.5g Joints
5 for R30010 for R550
Ghost Train Haze (S)
Lineage: Ghost OG x Nevil's Wreck
THC: ~20–27% THC
Effects: Intense cerebral energy, Long-lasting euphoria, Sharp focus
Flavors: Sweet floral, Citrus diesel, Earthy spice
Helps with: Daytime motivation, Creative focus, Beating fatigue
One of the highest-THC-testing sativas on record when it first hit the scene — famously potent and long-lasting.A powerful, fast-building cerebral rush — energizing and euphoric, with a long, steady tail that keeps going for hours.
THC: ~20–27% THC
Effects: Intense cerebral energy, Long-lasting euphoria, Sharp focus
Flavors: Sweet floral, Citrus diesel, Earthy spice
Helps with: Daytime motivation, Creative focus, Beating fatigue
One of the highest-THC-testing sativas on record when it first hit the scene — famously potent and long-lasting.A powerful, fast-building cerebral rush — energizing and euphoric, with a long, steady tail that keeps going for hours.
Krazy Runtz (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Spiced pepper, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Encouraging appetite, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Spiced pepper, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Encouraging appetite, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
0.3g Joints
5 for R25010 for R450
Ghost Train Haze (S)
Lineage: Ghost OG x Nevil's Wreck
THC: ~20–27% THC
Effects: Intense cerebral energy, Long-lasting euphoria, Sharp focus
Flavors: Sweet floral, Citrus diesel, Earthy spice
Helps with: Daytime motivation, Creative focus, Beating fatigue
One of the highest-THC-testing sativas on record when it first hit the scene — famously potent and long-lasting.A powerful, fast-building cerebral rush — energizing and euphoric, with a long, steady tail that keeps going for hours.
THC: ~20–27% THC
Effects: Intense cerebral energy, Long-lasting euphoria, Sharp focus
Flavors: Sweet floral, Citrus diesel, Earthy spice
Helps with: Daytime motivation, Creative focus, Beating fatigue
One of the highest-THC-testing sativas on record when it first hit the scene — famously potent and long-lasting.A powerful, fast-building cerebral rush — energizing and euphoric, with a long, steady tail that keeps going for hours.
Krazy Runtz (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Spiced pepper, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Encouraging appetite, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Spiced pepper, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Encouraging appetite, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Light Assisted Greenhouse
5g10g20g
Strawberry Haze (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Chatty, social buzz, Creative spark, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Peppery spice, Zesty citrus
Often Reached For: Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Chatty, social buzz, Creative spark, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Peppery spice, Zesty citrus
Often Reached For: Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Tropical Jam (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Clear cerebral lift, Sharpened focus, Motivated clarity
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Herbal sage, Bright lemon
Often Reached For: Lifting a low mood, Getting things done, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Clear cerebral lift, Sharpened focus, Motivated clarity
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Herbal sage, Bright lemon
Often Reached For: Lifting a low mood, Getting things done, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Moby Dick (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Sharpened focus, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Sweet mango, Bright lemon, Peppery spice
Often Reached For: Beating an afternoon slump, Social gatherings, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Sharpened focus, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Sweet mango, Bright lemon, Peppery spice
Often Reached For: Beating an afternoon slump, Social gatherings, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Ghost Train Haze (S)
Lineage: Ghost OG x Nevil's Wreck
THC: ~20–27% THC
Effects: Intense cerebral energy, Long-lasting euphoria, Sharp focus
Flavors: Sweet floral, Citrus diesel, Earthy spice
Helps with: Daytime motivation, Creative focus, Beating fatigue
One of the highest-THC-testing sativas on record when it first hit the scene — famously potent and long-lasting.A powerful, fast-building cerebral rush — energizing and euphoric, with a long, steady tail that keeps going for hours.
THC: ~20–27% THC
Effects: Intense cerebral energy, Long-lasting euphoria, Sharp focus
Flavors: Sweet floral, Citrus diesel, Earthy spice
Helps with: Daytime motivation, Creative focus, Beating fatigue
One of the highest-THC-testing sativas on record when it first hit the scene — famously potent and long-lasting.A powerful, fast-building cerebral rush — energizing and euphoric, with a long, steady tail that keeps going for hours.
Rainbow Gas (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Deep full-body relaxation, Couch-lock comfort, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Rich chocolate, Ripe dark berry, Skunky funk
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Soothing sore muscles, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Deep full-body relaxation, Couch-lock comfort, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Rich chocolate, Ripe dark berry, Skunky funk
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Soothing sore muscles, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Light Assisted Greenhouse POPS
5g10g20g
Fumez (H)
Potency: 17–23% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle euphoria, Relaxed alertness, Even-keeled calm
Flavor Notes: Sweet berry, Woody pine, Citrus zest
Often Reached For: Unwinding after work, Balanced day-or-night use, Staying social without fading
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle euphoria, Relaxed alertness, Even-keeled calm
Flavor Notes: Sweet berry, Woody pine, Citrus zest
Often Reached For: Unwinding after work, Balanced day-or-night use, Staying social without fading
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Moby Dick (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Sharpened focus, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Sweet mango, Bright lemon, Peppery spice
Often Reached For: Beating an afternoon slump, Social gatherings, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Sharpened focus, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Sweet mango, Bright lemon, Peppery spice
Often Reached For: Beating an afternoon slump, Social gatherings, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Black Cherry Punch (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Couch-lock comfort, Deep full-body relaxation
Flavor Notes: Spiced pepper, Creamy vanilla, Earthy pine
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Easing tension after a long day, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Couch-lock comfort, Deep full-body relaxation
Flavor Notes: Spiced pepper, Creamy vanilla, Earthy pine
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Easing tension after a long day, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Gorilla Zkittlez (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Creative spark, Motivated clarity, Sharpened focus
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Fresh pine, Tropical fruit
Often Reached For: Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation, Social gatherings
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Creative spark, Motivated clarity, Sharpened focus
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Fresh pine, Tropical fruit
Often Reached For: Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation, Social gatherings
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Pink Honey (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Motivated clarity, Bright, uplifting energy, Light, airy energy
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Peppery spice, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Motivated clarity, Bright, uplifting energy, Light, airy energy
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Peppery spice, Herbal sage
Often Reached For: Social gatherings, Beating an afternoon slump, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Choco Bud (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Light, airy energy, Sharpened focus, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Fresh pine, Zesty citrus
Often Reached For: Getting things done, Powering through a creative session, Social gatherings
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Light, airy energy, Sharpened focus, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Peppery spice, Fresh pine, Zesty citrus
Often Reached For: Getting things done, Powering through a creative session, Social gatherings
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Critical Jack (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Motivated clarity, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Herbal sage, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Daytime motivation, Lifting a low mood, Beating an afternoon slump
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Motivated clarity, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Herbal sage, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Daytime motivation, Lifting a low mood, Beating an afternoon slump
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Forbiddos (I)
Lineage: Likely part of the Forbidden Fruit genetic family (unconfirmed)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Relaxed euphoria, Calm happiness, Body ease
Flavors: Sweet tropical fruit, Earthy spice, Citrus undertone
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Mood lift
Name suggests Forbidden Fruit-lineage genetics — exact cross not publicly documented.A sweet, fruit-forward opening eases into a relaxed, indica-leaning body calm.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Relaxed euphoria, Calm happiness, Body ease
Flavors: Sweet tropical fruit, Earthy spice, Citrus undertone
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Mood lift
Name suggests Forbidden Fruit-lineage genetics — exact cross not publicly documented.A sweet, fruit-forward opening eases into a relaxed, indica-leaning body calm.
Astro Gas (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Deep full-body relaxation, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Spiced pepper, Rich chocolate
Often Reached For: Soothing sore muscles, Winding down at night, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Deep full-body relaxation, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Spiced pepper, Rich chocolate
Often Reached For: Soothing sore muscles, Winding down at night, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Krazy Runtz (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Spiced pepper, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Encouraging appetite, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief, Slow, mellow drift
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Spiced pepper, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Encouraging appetite, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Ghost Train Haze (S)
Lineage: Ghost OG x Nevil's Wreck
THC: ~20–27% THC
Effects: Intense cerebral energy, Long-lasting euphoria, Sharp focus
Flavors: Sweet floral, Citrus diesel, Earthy spice
Helps with: Daytime motivation, Creative focus, Beating fatigue
One of the highest-THC-testing sativas on record when it first hit the scene — famously potent and long-lasting.A powerful, fast-building cerebral rush — energizing and euphoric, with a long, steady tail that keeps going for hours.
THC: ~20–27% THC
Effects: Intense cerebral energy, Long-lasting euphoria, Sharp focus
Flavors: Sweet floral, Citrus diesel, Earthy spice
Helps with: Daytime motivation, Creative focus, Beating fatigue
One of the highest-THC-testing sativas on record when it first hit the scene — famously potent and long-lasting.A powerful, fast-building cerebral rush — energizing and euphoric, with a long, steady tail that keeps going for hours.
Blueberry Cheese (I)
Lineage: Blueberry x Cheese (UK Cheese lineage)
THC: ~15–20% THC
Effects: Relaxed happiness, Gentle euphoria, Body ease
Flavors: Sweet blueberry, Pungent cheese funk, Earthy skunk
Helps with: Stress relief, Appetite stimulation, Sleep support
A well-documented UK cross pairing Blueberry's fruit sweetness with Cheese's pungent funk.Blueberry's fruit sweetness softens Cheese's pungent funk — a relaxed, steady indica-leaning high.
THC: ~15–20% THC
Effects: Relaxed happiness, Gentle euphoria, Body ease
Flavors: Sweet blueberry, Pungent cheese funk, Earthy skunk
Helps with: Stress relief, Appetite stimulation, Sleep support
A well-documented UK cross pairing Blueberry's fruit sweetness with Cheese's pungent funk.Blueberry's fruit sweetness softens Cheese's pungent funk — a relaxed, steady indica-leaning high.
Tropical Jam (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Dreamy euphoria, Heavy, sedating calm, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz
Flavor Notes: Ripe dark berry, Skunky funk, Creamy vanilla
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Quieting a busy mind, Taking the edge off stress
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Dreamy euphoria, Heavy, sedating calm, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz
Flavor Notes: Ripe dark berry, Skunky funk, Creamy vanilla
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Quieting a busy mind, Taking the edge off stress
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Legendary Greenhouse
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Hella Jelly (S)
Lineage: Not published
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted euphoria, Bright energy, Social buzz
Flavors: Sweet jelly candy, Fruity tartness, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
A candy/jelly-flavoured sativa name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A sweet, candy-forward sativa lift — upbeat and social rather than sedating.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted euphoria, Bright energy, Social buzz
Flavors: Sweet jelly candy, Fruity tartness, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
A candy/jelly-flavoured sativa name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A sweet, candy-forward sativa lift — upbeat and social rather than sedating.
Lambs Breath (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Chatty, social buzz, Light, airy energy, Clear cerebral lift
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Herbal sage, Peppery spice
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Chatty, social buzz, Light, airy energy, Clear cerebral lift
Flavor Notes: Sharp diesel, Herbal sage, Peppery spice
Often Reached For: Powering through a creative session, Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Fumez (H)
Potency: 17–23% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle euphoria, Relaxed alertness, Even-keeled calm
Flavor Notes: Sweet berry, Woody pine, Citrus zest
Often Reached For: Unwinding after work, Balanced day-or-night use, Staying social without fading
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle euphoria, Relaxed alertness, Even-keeled calm
Flavor Notes: Sweet berry, Woody pine, Citrus zest
Often Reached For: Unwinding after work, Balanced day-or-night use, Staying social without fading
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Smackman (H)
Potency: 17–23% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Even-keeled calm, Relaxed alertness, Gentle euphoria
Flavor Notes: Citrus zest, Earthy herbal, Woody pine
Often Reached For: Balanced day-or-night use, Staying social without fading, Creative relaxation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Even-keeled calm, Relaxed alertness, Gentle euphoria
Flavor Notes: Citrus zest, Earthy herbal, Woody pine
Often Reached For: Balanced day-or-night use, Staying social without fading, Creative relaxation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Black Cherry Punch (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Couch-lock comfort, Deep full-body relaxation
Flavor Notes: Spiced pepper, Creamy vanilla, Earthy pine
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Easing tension after a long day, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Couch-lock comfort, Deep full-body relaxation
Flavor Notes: Spiced pepper, Creamy vanilla, Earthy pine
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Easing tension after a long day, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Double Stack (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Slow, mellow drift, Couch-lock comfort, Dreamy euphoria
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Musky diesel, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Quieting a busy mind, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Slow, mellow drift, Couch-lock comfort, Dreamy euphoria
Flavor Notes: Earthy pine, Musky diesel, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Quieting a busy mind, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Holy Grail (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Deep full-body relaxation, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Rich chocolate, Ripe dark berry, Skunky funk
Often Reached For: Taking the edge off stress, Quieting a busy mind, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Deep full-body relaxation, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Rich chocolate, Ripe dark berry, Skunky funk
Often Reached For: Taking the edge off stress, Quieting a busy mind, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Legendary Greenhouse POPS
5g10g20g
Smackman (H)
Potency: 17–23% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Even-keeled calm, Relaxed alertness, Gentle euphoria
Flavor Notes: Citrus zest, Earthy herbal, Woody pine
Often Reached For: Balanced day-or-night use, Staying social without fading, Creative relaxation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Even-keeled calm, Relaxed alertness, Gentle euphoria
Flavor Notes: Citrus zest, Earthy herbal, Woody pine
Often Reached For: Balanced day-or-night use, Staying social without fading, Creative relaxation
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Hella Jelly (S)
Lineage: Not published
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted euphoria, Bright energy, Social buzz
Flavors: Sweet jelly candy, Fruity tartness, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
A candy/jelly-flavoured sativa name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A sweet, candy-forward sativa lift — upbeat and social rather than sedating.
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted euphoria, Bright energy, Social buzz
Flavors: Sweet jelly candy, Fruity tartness, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
A candy/jelly-flavoured sativa name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A sweet, candy-forward sativa lift — upbeat and social rather than sedating.
Gorilla Zkittlez (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz, Heavy, sedating calm
Flavor Notes: Rich chocolate, Sweet grape, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Soothing sore muscles, Quieting a busy mind
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz, Heavy, sedating calm
Flavor Notes: Rich chocolate, Sweet grape, Musky diesel
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Soothing sore muscles, Quieting a busy mind
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Blueberry Sherbet (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Slow, mellow drift, Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Musky diesel, Sweet grape, Earthy pine
Often Reached For: Soothing sore muscles, Quieting a busy mind, Easing tension after a long day
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Slow, mellow drift, Gentle full-body warmth, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Musky diesel, Sweet grape, Earthy pine
Often Reached For: Soothing sore muscles, Quieting a busy mind, Easing tension after a long day
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Secret Stash Greenhouse
5g10g20g
Iced Apples (H)
Potency: 17–23% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Social ease, Steady, grounded high, Mellow focus
Flavor Notes: Doughy cookie, Tropical candy, Earthy herbal
Often Reached For: Balanced day-or-night use, Easing everyday stress, Unwinding after work
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Social ease, Steady, grounded high, Mellow focus
Flavor Notes: Doughy cookie, Tropical candy, Earthy herbal
Often Reached For: Balanced day-or-night use, Easing everyday stress, Unwinding after work
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Critical Jack (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Motivated clarity, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Herbal sage, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Daytime motivation, Lifting a low mood, Beating an afternoon slump
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Motivated clarity, Bright, uplifting energy
Flavor Notes: Tropical fruit, Herbal sage, Sharp diesel
Often Reached For: Daytime motivation, Lifting a low mood, Beating an afternoon slump
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Mimosa (S)
Lineage: Clementine x Purple Punch
THC: ~19–27% THC
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright happy mood, Light social buzz
Flavors: Sweet orange, Tangy citrus, Tropical zest
Helps with: Morning motivation, Mood lift, Social energy
Named for its bright, citrusy 'brunch cocktail' aroma — a popular morning/daytime sativa hybrid.Clementine's bright citrus energy dominates early with genuine daytime lift, while Purple Punch keeps it smooth rather than jittery.
THC: ~19–27% THC
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright happy mood, Light social buzz
Flavors: Sweet orange, Tangy citrus, Tropical zest
Helps with: Morning motivation, Mood lift, Social energy
Named for its bright, citrusy 'brunch cocktail' aroma — a popular morning/daytime sativa hybrid.Clementine's bright citrus energy dominates early with genuine daytime lift, while Purple Punch keeps it smooth rather than jittery.
Light Assisted Outdoor
5g10g20g
Chimera Cherries (H)
Potency: 17–23% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Social ease, Mellow focus, Light relaxation with clarity
Flavor Notes: Citrus zest, Woody pine, Tropical candy
Often Reached For: Unwinding after work, Light pain relief, Balanced day-or-night use
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Social ease, Mellow focus, Light relaxation with clarity
Flavor Notes: Citrus zest, Woody pine, Tropical candy
Often Reached For: Unwinding after work, Light pain relief, Balanced day-or-night use
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
Chernobyl Cream (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Motivated clarity, Chatty, social buzz, Giggly euphoria
Flavor Notes: Sweet mango, Peppery spice, Fresh pine
Often Reached For: Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation, Lifting a low mood
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Motivated clarity, Chatty, social buzz, Giggly euphoria
Flavor Notes: Sweet mango, Peppery spice, Fresh pine
Often Reached For: Beating an afternoon slump, Daytime motivation, Lifting a low mood
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
South Beach (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Creative spark, Sharpened focus, Chatty, social buzz
Flavor Notes: Zesty citrus, Sweet mango, Bright lemon
Often Reached For: Beating an afternoon slump, Lifting a low mood, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Creative spark, Sharpened focus, Chatty, social buzz
Flavor Notes: Zesty citrus, Sweet mango, Bright lemon
Often Reached For: Beating an afternoon slump, Lifting a low mood, Getting things done
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Black Putang (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Deep full-body relaxation, Dreamy euphoria
Flavor Notes: Spiced pepper, Ripe dark berry, Skunky funk
Often Reached For: Soothing sore muscles, Settling in before sleep, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Deep full-body relaxation, Dreamy euphoria
Flavor Notes: Spiced pepper, Ripe dark berry, Skunky funk
Often Reached For: Soothing sore muscles, Settling in before sleep, Winding down at night
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Frozen Gelato (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Heavy, sedating calm, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz, Couch-lock comfort
Flavor Notes: Spiced pepper, Creamy vanilla, Skunky funk
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Taking the edge off stress, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Heavy, sedating calm, Warm, heavy-lidded buzz, Couch-lock comfort
Flavor Notes: Spiced pepper, Creamy vanilla, Skunky funk
Often Reached For: Easing tension after a long day, Taking the edge off stress, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Honey Gooey (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Couch-lock comfort, Deep full-body relaxation
Flavor Notes: Sweet grape, Creamy vanilla, Earthy pine
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Encouraging appetite, Easing tension after a long day
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Gentle full-body warmth, Couch-lock comfort, Deep full-body relaxation
Flavor Notes: Sweet grape, Creamy vanilla, Earthy pine
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Encouraging appetite, Easing tension after a long day
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Orange Chernobyl (S)
Potency: 16–22% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Light, airy energy, Chatty, social buzz, Giggly euphoria
Flavor Notes: Fresh pine, Bright lemon, Sweet mango
Often Reached For: Social gatherings, Getting things done, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Light, airy energy, Chatty, social buzz, Giggly euphoria
Flavor Notes: Fresh pine, Bright lemon, Sweet mango
Often Reached For: Social gatherings, Getting things done, Powering through a creative session
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
Supreme Putang (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Couch-lock comfort, Slow, mellow drift, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Sweet grape, Ripe dark berry
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Easing tension after a long day, Taking the edge off stress
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Couch-lock comfort, Slow, mellow drift, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Skunky funk, Sweet grape, Ripe dark berry
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Easing tension after a long day, Taking the edge off stress
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Purple Wedding (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Couch-lock comfort, Slow, mellow drift, Gentle full-body warmth
Flavor Notes: Musky diesel, Ripe dark berry, Creamy vanilla
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Taking the edge off stress, Quieting a busy mind
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Couch-lock comfort, Slow, mellow drift, Gentle full-body warmth
Flavor Notes: Musky diesel, Ripe dark berry, Creamy vanilla
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Taking the edge off stress, Quieting a busy mind
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Legendary Outdoor 1g Joints
5 for R25010 for R450
Strawguava (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Slow, mellow drift, Gentle full-body warmth, Heavy, sedating calm
Flavor Notes: Creamy vanilla, Earthy pine, Ripe dark berry
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Easing tension after a long day, Taking the edge off stress
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Slow, mellow drift, Gentle full-body warmth, Heavy, sedating calm
Flavor Notes: Creamy vanilla, Earthy pine, Ripe dark berry
Often Reached For: Winding down at night, Easing tension after a long day, Taking the edge off stress
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Cherry Kush (I)
Lineage: Cherry-terpene Kush cross (specific parentage varies by breeder)
THC: ~18–24% THC
Effects: Relaxed calm, Gentle euphoria, Body ease
Flavors: Tart cherry, Earthy kush, Sweet spice
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Sleep support
A cherry-forward kush hybrid, prized for pairing tart fruit sweetness with classic kush relaxation.Sweet-tart cherry up front, settling into the steady, grounded relaxation typical of kush-family genetics.
THC: ~18–24% THC
Effects: Relaxed calm, Gentle euphoria, Body ease
Flavors: Tart cherry, Earthy kush, Sweet spice
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Sleep support
A cherry-forward kush hybrid, prized for pairing tart fruit sweetness with classic kush relaxation.Sweet-tart cherry up front, settling into the steady, grounded relaxation typical of kush-family genetics.
Legendary Outdoor
7.5g15g30g
Trainwreck (S)
Lineage: Mexican Sativa x Thai x Afghani
THC: ~18–25% THC
Effects: Fast euphoric rush, Happy, dreamy focus, Relaxed body ease
Flavors: Lemon pine, Spicy earth, Sweet citrus
Helps with: Stress relief, Creative focus, Mood lift
Named for its fast, powerful onset — said to hit 'like a freight train'.Hits fast and disorienting before the Afghani side grounds the racing high into calm relaxation — lemon-pine sharp throughout.
THC: ~18–25% THC
Effects: Fast euphoric rush, Happy, dreamy focus, Relaxed body ease
Flavors: Lemon pine, Spicy earth, Sweet citrus
Helps with: Stress relief, Creative focus, Mood lift
Named for its fast, powerful onset — said to hit 'like a freight train'.Hits fast and disorienting before the Afghani side grounds the racing high into calm relaxation — lemon-pine sharp throughout.
Big Buddha Cheese (I)
Potency: 18–24% THC (typical range)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Dreamy euphoria, Deep full-body relaxation
Flavor Notes: Spiced pepper, Sweet grape, Creamy vanilla
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Easing tension after a long day, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Muscle tension relief, Dreamy euphoria, Deep full-body relaxation
Flavor Notes: Spiced pepper, Sweet grape, Creamy vanilla
Often Reached For: Encouraging appetite, Easing tension after a long day, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.