Lazy Boy Extracts — 1ml CCell Vape Carts (Live Hash Rosin)
Gary Payton (H)
THC: ~20–25% THC
Effects: Balanced euphoric energy, Focused calm, Gentle body ease
Flavors: Earthy citrus, Spicy diesel, Sweet gas
Helps with: Daytime relief without heavy sedation, Stress relief, Focus
Named in collaboration with the NBA Hall-of-Famer — a modern Cookies-lineage favourite.A well-rounded hybrid high — an even, focused lift that eases tension without pulling you toward the couch too fast.
1ml NATIVE (Live Rosin)
Citradelic Sunset (S)
THC: ~20–25% THC
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Social ease
Flavors: Sweet tangerine, Tropical citrus, Grape sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
A modern citrus-forward hybrid known for an unusually bright, tropical terpene profile.A vivid citrus hit drives a genuinely upbeat, sociable high — leans sativa in feel despite the sweeter grape undertone.
Space Candy (S)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted euphoria, Bright energy, Social buzz
Flavors: Sweet candy, Fruity sweetness, Sugary finish
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
A candy-flavour vape name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A sweet, candy-bright sativa lift — upbeat and social rather than sedating.
Delta IX (S)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Social buzz
Flavors: Sweet citrus, Tangy sweetness, Fruity undertone
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
A vape cart name referencing THC's chemical name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A bright, upbeat sativa-leaning lift — energizing and social rather than sedating.
Deep Space (I)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Spacey relaxation, Calm euphoria, Dreamy ease
Flavors: Earthy diesel, Sweet undertone, Herbal spice
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Sleep support
A vape cart name suggesting a spacey, cerebral profile — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A slow, spacey, indica-leaning drift — calming and dreamy rather than sharp or energizing.
Rainbow Marker (I)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Relaxed euphoria, Calm happiness, Body ease
Flavors: Sweet sherbet, Gassy floral, Fruity candy
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Mood lift
A confirmed RS11 x Permanent Marker cross — Permanent Marker's genetics are documented elsewhere on this menu (see Highlighter and Cherry Markers).Permanent Marker's floral gas meets RS11's candy sweetness — relaxed and content, in the same family as this menu's Highlighter and Cherry Markers.
Durban Poison (S)
THC: ~15–25% THC
Effects: Clear energizing focus, Uplifted motivation, Sweet euphoria
Flavors: Sweet anise, Earthy pine, Citrus zest
Helps with: Daytime focus, Motivation, Social energy
A pure landrace from Durban, South Africa — one of the few 'original' sativas still widely available today.A clean, energizing sativa high — clear-headed and motivating from the first few minutes, without the jittery edge some sativas bring.
Slurricake (I)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Deep euphoria, Full-body sedation
Flavors: Sweet cake batter, Grape candy, Earthy spice
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
Name suggests a Slurricane cross with Cake genetics — Slurricane's real lineage (Do-Si-Dos x Purple Punch) is documented elsewhere on this menu (see Divine Storm).Slurricane's serious indica weight carries through, softened by a sweeter cake note — a strong evening strain.
Cakemera (I)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Relaxed euphoria, Calm happiness, Creative ease
Flavors: Sweet cake batter, Earthy spice, Berry undertone
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Mood lift
Name suggests a Cake-lineage cross with the in-house Chimera genetics used elsewhere on this menu.A sweet, dessert-leaning opening settles into the calm, even-keeled character shared with this menu's other Chimera-lineage crosses.
Blockberry (I)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Relaxed calm, Gentle euphoria, Body ease
Flavors: Sweet mixed berry, Earthy undertone, Tart fruit
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Mood lift
A berry-forward hybrid vape name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A sweet berry character over a balanced, relaxed high — easygoing rather than heavy.
Sour Diesel (S)
THC: ~19–25% THC
Effects: Fast energizing lift, Sharp mental clarity, Dreamy cerebral buzz
Flavors: Diesel fuel, Sour citrus, Skunky earth
Helps with: Daytime energy, Stress relief, Beating fatigue
A New York cult classic from the 90s, prized for its pungent fuel aroma and fast-acting energy.Hits almost immediately with an energizing, dreamy cerebral rush — a go-to for staying productive and upbeat without heavy sedation.
Sub Zero (I)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Heavy relaxation, Deep calm, Full-body ease
Flavors: Cool minty earth, Woody spice, Sweet undertone
Helps with: Insomnia, Chronic pain, Stress relief
A cold-themed indica name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A cool, minty-earthy character over a heavy, grounding indica relaxation — built for winding all the way down.
0.5ml D.O.P.E (Live Resin + Live Rosin Terpenes)
Strawberry Jelly (I)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Relaxed calm, Gentle euphoria, Body ease
Flavors: Sweet strawberry, Fruity jelly, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Mood lift
A fruit-jelly-flavoured indica name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A sweet, fruity character over a relaxed, easygoing indica-leaning calm.
Atomic Pop (S)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Social buzz
Flavors: Sweet fruit candy, Tangy citrus, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
A candy-flavour vape name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A bright, candy-sweet sativa-leaning lift — upbeat and social, built for daytime rather than winding down.
Pineapple Whip (S)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Sweet pineapple, Creamy tropical, Sugary sweetness
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
A tropical dessert-flavoured vape name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A sweet, creamy-tropical sativa lift — upbeat and social rather than sedating.
Tangie Banana (S)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Sweet tangerine, Ripe banana, Citrus zest
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
Name points to Tangie's well-documented citrus genetics with a banana-family influence — exact cross not publicly documented.Tangie's bright citrus energy meets a sweeter banana note — an upbeat, clear-headed sativa lift.
Blueberry Banana Pancakes (I)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Relaxed happiness, Calm euphoria, Gentle body ease
Flavors: Sweet blueberry, Ripe banana, Buttery pancake
Helps with: Stress relief, Mild pain, Mood lift
A dessert-flavour vape name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A sweet, breakfast-dessert flavour profile over a comfortable, relaxed indica-leaning high.
1ml 710 (Live Resin + Live Rosin Terpenes)
Permanent Marker (H)
THC: ~28–34% THC
Effects: Euphoric uplift, Heavy relaxation, Grounded calm
Flavors: Floral soap, Gassy funk, Sweet earthiness
Helps with: Chronic pain, Insomnia, Stress relief
Leafly's 2023 Strain of the Year — the base genetics behind this menu's Highlighter and Cherry Markers.Opens euphoric and 'up' before its heavier genetics pull you down into grounded, floral-gas relaxation — a true rollercoaster high.
Super Lemon Haze (S)
THC: ~18–25% THC
Effects: Energetic euphoria, Creative focus, Social uplift
Flavors: Zesty lemon, Sweet citrus candy, Earthy spice
Helps with: Fatigue, Low mood, Daytime stress
Back-to-back High Times Cannabis Cup winner (2008, 2009) — one of the most decorated sativas ever bred.A sharp citrus hit leads into a clear-headed, energizing buzz that sparks creativity and conversation — a genuine daytime sativa, not a couch strain.
Durban Gelato (S)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted euphoria, Creative energy, Relaxed ease
Flavors: Sweet anise, Creamy dessert, Citrus earth
Helps with: Low mood, Stress relief, Fatigue
Name points to Durban Poison and Gelato genetics — both well-documented on their own, though this exact cross isn't independently confirmed.Durban Poison's clean sativa energy meets Gelato's dessert-sweet balance — an energizing start that settles into an easy, contented calm.
OG Paradise (S)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Earthy pine, Citrus zest, Woody spice
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
An OG-lineage sativa name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.An energizing, OG-flavoured sativa lift — clear-headed rather than heavy.
2ml UNI (3-in-1 Switch, Live Resin + Diamonds)
2ml Pacman (Live Resin + Diamonds)
Blue Razz (H)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Light relaxation with clarity, Steady, grounded high, Social ease
Flavor Notes: Sweet berry, Doughy cookie, Earthy herbal
Often Reached For: Creative relaxation, Easing everyday stress, Unwinding after work
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
2ml Choice Labs (3-in-1 Switch, Live Resin + Diamonds)
2ml Muha-Meds (Live Resin + Diamonds)
Jet Fuel Gelato x Mochi Gelato (Horchata) (I)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Warm, heavy-lidded buzz, Slow, mellow drift, Muscle tension relief
Flavor Notes: Musky diesel, Ripe dark berry, Spiced pepper
Often Reached For: Taking the edge off stress, Quieting a busy mind, Settling in before sleep
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Settles in smoothly and sinks into the body — a heavy-lidded wave that deepens into a restful, sleepy calm.
Pineapple Paradise (H)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Uplifted energy, Bright euphoria, Creative focus
Flavors: Sweet pineapple, Tropical fruit, Citrus zest
Helps with: Low mood, Fatigue, Everyday stress
A tropical hybrid name — no publicly documented breeder lineage.A bright, tropical sativa-leaning lift — energizing and upbeat, built for daytime use.
2ml Bonehead (Live Resin w/ Diamonds)
Strawberry Shortcake (H)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Steady, grounded high, Relaxed alertness, Light relaxation with clarity
Flavor Notes: Sweet berry, Gassy diesel, Citrus zest
Often Reached For: Light pain relief, Balanced day-or-night use, Staying social without fading
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Opens with a light cerebral lift that settles evenly into the body — clear-headed and relaxed rather than pulling hard either way.
2ml Whole Melts (Live Resin + Diamonds)
Georgia Pie (I)
THC: ~20–26% THC
Effects: Euphoric relaxation, Creative calm, Body ease
Flavors: Sweet peach cobbler, Gassy spice, Creamy earth
Helps with: Stress relief, Pain relief, Low mood
A modern Cookies/Gelato-family cross that built a strong following for its distinctive dessert-spice aroma.A sweet, dessert-forward opening settles into a relaxed, easygoing body feel — comfortable rather than overpowering.
Blackscotti (I)
THC: Not independently verified — ask your budtender for this batch's lab results.
Effects: Relaxed euphoria, Calm happiness, Body ease
Flavors: Doughy cookie, Nutty spice, Earthy gas
Helps with: Stress relief, Chronic pain, Sleep support
Name points to Biscotti (Cookies-family) genetics with a darker phenotype — exact cross not publicly documented.Biscotti's dense, doughy sweetness carries through into a relaxed, indica-leaning body calm.
2ml Drip (3-in-1 Switch, Live Resin + Diamonds)
2ml Blinkers (Distillate)
Pineapple Haze (S)
Lineage: Genetics not published — ask your budtender for the current batch's origin.
Effects: Giggly euphoria, Clear cerebral lift, Creative spark
Flavor Notes: Fresh pine, Peppery spice, Zesty citrus
Often Reached For: Daytime motivation, Powering through a creative session, Beating an afternoon slump
House tasting notes based on strain type — actual batch character can vary. Not lab-verified data.Hits fast and cerebral — an almost immediate lift in mood and energy, building into a clear-headed, talkative buzz.
